Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y.

OK I'm a cheerleader now!!

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you - Oh yes I do!

Your teeth are all yellow they're covered in mold
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cause you ain't ill-
You ugly!

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You're scary you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out: cab!

You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Your momma says you ugly, you ugly U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly

Get busy [x8]
Yo' momma says you ugly [x8]
YOU UGLY

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly

Quasimodo
Camelbreath
Squarehead
~Ugly~
Chicken legs
Pigface
Chin like bubba
~Ugly~
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
~Ugly~
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freakshow
~Ugly~

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly

U.G.L.Y you could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y like an alien chased by the F.B.I

U.G.L.Y [x6]
U.G.L.Y you aint got no alibi you ugly