Bon Jovi - Love For Sale

Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who`s been kicked in the head
Checked out my mail there was letter that read
Love for sale, love for sale

I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
You can`t catch a fish if you ain`t got the hook
Love for sale, love for sale

Send up a signal throw me a line
Somebody explain " this funny Valentine"
It might not be legal but it sure ain`t a crime
I`m one step from crazy and two steps behind I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
I`ve tried the Dating Game I haven`t found her yet
I`m hoping that she`s looking like a Penthouse Pet
Love for sale, love for sale

Solo

We`ve been living together 3 years,
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers
You can`t shop for love when you`re shopping at Sears
Love for sale, love for sale

I guess I`ve learnt my lesson it was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where I forgot it would be
Love for sale, love for sale