Dan Le Sac - Thou shalt always kill

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship
pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of
Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer,
Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison,
Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrett in vain.
Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30
that plays with a child
that is not their own is a pedophile -
Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thou shalt not stop likin' a band
just 'cause they've 'come popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products,
thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods
with your boyfriend's best friend,
take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry,
art or music to get into girls' pants
- use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic
and leave as soon as you done
your shitty little poem or song,
you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar
week in, week out,
just 'cause you once saw a girl there
that you fancied
but you're never gonna fucking talk to.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists
on ridiculous pedestals
no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles - Were just a band.
Led Zepplin - Just a band.
The Beach Boys - Just a band.
The Sex Pistols - Just a band.
The Clash - Just a band.
Crass - Just a band.
Minor Threat - Just a band.
The Cure - Were just a band.
The Smiths - Just a band.
Nirvana - Just a band.
The Pixies - Just a band.
Oasis - Just a band.
Radiohead - They're just a band.
Bloc Party - Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys - Just a band.
The Next Big Thing - Just a band!

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies
that occur in non-English speaking countries
as to those that occur in English speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling
were never part of the four elements
and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say "Hey" thou shalt not say "Ho."
When I say "Hip" thou shalt not say "Hop."
When I say, he say, she say,
we say, make some noise - kill me. [Ah, forgot where I was, hang on]

Thou shalt not quote Me Happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish
your girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word "Phoenix"
P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X,
regardless of what the
Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact
that Sharon got off with Brad
at club last night by saying "Is it."
Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always, thou shalt always... kill.