Hollywood undead - Christmas in Hollywood

It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the manorah let's get drunk

(Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas)

It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the manorah let's get drunk

J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin'
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass!
It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like oh my god is that Saint Nick
Kids give me your list like its the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as is
Cause Mrs. Clause just myspace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve
So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly and a gang on ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!
Fuck yeah!

(Now watch the language, Ho Ho Ho)

It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the manorah let's get drunk 'Bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls
Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz
We were chillin' at home and deckin' the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly ass needed some help
He said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life
"If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife"
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle
So we all took flight but something was fishy
He asked for road head and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick it was a fuckin' imposter
When we found out he started to pout
I took my bandana and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth
Hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest
Met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest
When it comes to cheer that motherfucker's a grinch
So if you don't like Christmas fuck you bitch!

It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the manorah let's get drunk

Let's get drunk

Let's get drunk [5x]

It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the manorah let's get drunk

Let's get drunk

It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the manorah let's get drunk [2x]