Insane Clown Posse - Slim Anus (Eminem Parody)

Hi! My name is...
(what?)
My name is...
(who?)
My name is..
(jicky-jicky)
Slim Anus!

Hi! My name is...
(what?)
My name is...
(who?)
My name is..
(jicky-jicky)
Fudge packer!

Excuse me?
Can I have the attention of your ass?

Hi kids, do you like Anus?
I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous.
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try sid; get your butt pumped out like I did.

My brain's dead weight.
I'm tryin'a get my head straight
But I can't figure out backstreet boy I wanna impregnate.
And Dr. Dre said
(Slim Shady, you a cutie)
uh-huh
(I've give you a deal; let me up in that bootie)
okay!

Since I was 12 I felt like I was someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tit's off
She don't know how to do Tommy Lee
I suck his dick off!

Hi! My anus...
(what?)
My anus...
(who?)
My anus..
(jicky-jicky)
Gets _____

Excuse me?
(my anus) Every now and then gets filled up!
Can I have the attention of your ass?
__________________
(my anus) Really needs to be slimed up!

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Jr. High
I told him to take his pants off
fucked him up -- he let me slide
I pinched his ass
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him "Come and get me!"

Went to the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bar tender
(And I tried to fill his dick up)
Extra-terestrials running over pedestrians
In a space ship while they're screaming at me
"Let's just be friends!"
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out Mom screws more guys than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
She met ____, I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
I know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But I need me a man