Disney - The Gospel Truth

The Gospal truth:

Back when the world was new
The planet earth was down on its luck
And ev'rywhere gigantic
brutes called Titans ran amok
It was a nasty place
There was a mess wherever you stepped
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
and volcanoes never slept
And then along came Zeus
He hurled his thunderbolt
He zapped
Locked those suckers in a vault
They're trapped
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
And that's the gospel truth
The guy was too type A
to just relax
And that's the world's first dish
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
That's the gospel truth
On Mt. Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet
vermouth
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
That's the gospel truth

He ran the underworld
But thought the dead were dull and uncouth
He was as mean as he was ruthless
And that's the gospel truth
He had a plan to shake things up
And that's the gospel truth

Young Herc was mortal now
But since he did not drink the last drop
He still retained his godlike strength
So thank his lucky star
But Zeus and Hera wept
Because their son could never come home
They'd have to watch
their precious baby grow in front afar
Though Hades' horrid plan
Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth
They boy grew stronger ev'ryday
and that's the gospel truth