Weezer - Christmas Celebration

Christmas celebration
And all around the nation
Won`t you stay with me tonight cause
I`m running out of fight
and the pagentry is such a bore
Carolers are singing
registers Ka-chinging
And the presents are in place
but I`d rather eat some mace
`cause the eggnog always makes me sick
You know how the story goes
you`ve seen it all before
That man is so obese that he can`t get out the door
Christmas to perfection
I`m begging for some action
and the ringing in my ears
is the sound of Christmas cheer
and they`ve knocked me screaming overboard