Fred Figglehorn - Christmas Is Creepy

Uh-uh, yo it's Fred, yeah
Ooh, you know what I'm sayin'
Yeah, kinda strange

If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy (creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house (aha)
That would be creepy (creepy)

Santa creepin' round and down my chimney at night
I can't explain it, but it doesn't feel right
He knows if you've been good
He knows if you've been bad
It's kinda freaky
Does he have hidden cameras in my house like that

Oohh
Come to think of it Elves are really scary
So small
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy
Reindeer
Sharp Teeth
Rudolph
Might eat me
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way

If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy (creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house (aha)
That would be creepy (creepy)

And it's really weird (weird)
Looks like a fake beard
Something doesn't seem right to me (no)

If snowmen came to life (aha)
That would be creep-creep-creepy

Ooohh
Kinda creepy
Yeah
Kinda strange
Ooohh
Yo it's Fred
Yeah
Something isn't right

Don't leave me coal
That's kinda strange
Sneakin' in my house is really breakin and entering
Santa kissing Mom
That's just wrong
Somebody better tell me what's going on
It's kinda strange
You hear sleigh bells in every Christmas song

Ooohh
Come to think of it Elves are really scary
So small
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands, that might be hairy
Reindeer
Sharp Teeth
Rudolph
Might eat me
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy (creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house (aha)
That would be creepy (creepy)

And it's really weird (weird)
Looks like a fake beard
Something doesn't seem right to me (no)

If snowmen came to life (aha)
That would be creep-creep-creepy

Rudolph!?
Why are you looking at me that way?
Why is that snowman moving?
(Fred)
Creepy (aaahhh)
I can take it
Did you hear that?
(Bwahahahahaha)
Aaahhh! Aaahhh!
This just isn't right
Aaahhh

If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy (creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house (aha)
That would be creepy (creepy)

And it's really weird (weird)
Looks like a fake beard
Something doesn't seem right to me (no)

If snowmen came to life (aha)
That would be creep-creep-creepy

If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy (creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy (creepy)

And it's really weird (weird)
Looks like a fake beard
Something doesn't seem right to me (no)
If snowmen came to life
That would be creep-creep-creepy

That's what I'm talkin' about