Dorling - Iddley Piddley Rumble Jim

Iddley Piddley Rumble Jim
Rode a random panda
And when he took the panda home
He ate a power-sander.
The panda liked his Rumble Jim
So took him to the seaside
He played with his ball on the beach
And Jim comitted suicide

Rumble Jim
Rumble Jim
Rumble Jim
Rumble Jim
Panda
And they all loved
Chicken Tim

Chicken Tim was a big fat man
Ate his entire city
He had to go out into space
To do a giant shitty
The shitty flew to Jupiter
Stopping in Rwanda
Destroying all the bamboo shoots
To starve the f***in panda

Rumble Jim
Rumble Jim
Rumble Jim
Rumble Jim
Panda
And they all loved
Gay Kevin

But not physically you know
For Kevin was a cactus
He had a reputation
For f***ing chiropractors

Gay Kevin
Gay Kevin
Gay Kevin
Gay Kevin
Panda
And they all loved
Rumble Jim

Not physically

You know.