Alma Cogan - Twenty Tiny Fingers

Twenty tiny fingers, twenty tiny toes
Two angel faces, each with a turned up nose
One looks like mommy, with a cute little curl on top
And the other one's got a big bald spot, exactly like his pop

I put on the light in the middle of the night
And whispered "Dear, let's go..."
He grabbed a sock and called the doc
He told me "Don't be slow!"

He got me there with time to spare
And then he sat on pins
Until the doctor shook his hand
And told him "You've got twins!"

Twenty tiny fingers, twenty tiny toes
Two angel faces, each with a turned up nose
One looks like mommy, with a cute little curl on top
And the other one's got a big bald spot, exactly like his pop

We've got cribs and bottles and bibs
All around our three roomed flat
No time to see what's on TV
No room to swing a cat We're on the run, we're never done
It's like a steeple chase
Oh, they came in and they took over
Like they owned the place

Twenty tiny fingers, twenty tiny toes
Two angel faces, each with a turned up nose
One looks like mommy, with a cute little curl on top
And the other one's got a big bald spot, exactly like his pop

Twice the laundry, twice the milk
It's twice the baby clothes
It's double this, and double that
Oh, how the money goes

But pa and me we both agree
When all is said and done
We got twice the blessing
And we've got twice the fun

Twenty tiny fingers, twenty tiny toes
Two angel faces, each with a turned up nose
One looks like mommy, with a cute little curl on top
And the other one's got a big bald spot, exactly like his pop