Garth Brooks - Friends In Low Places

Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know the last one to show
I was the last one you thought you'd see there
And saw the surprise and the fear in his eyes
As I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you said honey we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

- Chorus -
Oh IÆve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away
And IÆll be okay
Oh IÆm not big on social graces
Think IÆll slip on down to the Oasis
Oh IÆve got friends in low places

Well I guess I was wrong I just don't belong
But hell IÆve been there before
But everything's all right
IÆll just say goodnight and IÆll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
IÆll be as high as that ivory tower
That you're living in

Repeat Chorus

The infamous THIRD VERSE:
Well I guess I was wrong I just don't belong
But hell IÆve been there before
But everything's all right
IÆll just say goodnight and IÆll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just wait ætil I finish this glass
Then sweet little lady IÆll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my ass

Repeat Chorus