1000 Clowns - Not The Greatest Rapper

I wanna be down, yo, will you let me?
I get real close,
I kiss her face real gently.
Don't sweat me girl
youre everything I ever needed
And when I'm with you
my heart starts to bleed
I plead and plead
and plead and plead for a litle kiss
And if you say "okay"
I just got my wish
On the town
the night will be just right
I hold your hand
but I wont squeeze too tight.
I feed you food
that you've never eaten
I think about it
and my heart starts beating
I look at you
and it nearly wrecks me
I never met a girl
who was so damn sexy!
A week later
and some daisies after,
You get a postcard
from this silly rapper
And it says
I'll be knocking on your front door,
Cuz I've never loved
a girl like this before!

I know I'm not
the greatest rapper in the world
But would ya, would ya,
would ya please be my girl?
I know I'm not
the greatest rapper in the world
But would ya, would ya,
would ya please be my girl?
I know I'm not
the greatest rapper in the world
But please baby,
please baby be my girl.
I know I'm not
the greatest rapper in this land
But I'll do anything
if you'll hold my hand.

I pick her up and its raining heavy
I meet her mom,
I say my name is Kevi
I'm so dizzy
when I'm with your daughter
But I treat her right,
I never cross no border
We get in the car,
I say "Ya want some music?"
She says "Okay."
So I say "You choose it."
Straight out the purse comes 1000 Clowns,
and I say "Oh, God. I know
my girl
is down."
We go away for the cozy vacation
Santa Barbara is our destination.
Halfway on our way I start to feel real ready
I pull the car over "Will you be my steady?"
She says "Okay."
And my heart gets swollen
It feels so damn good
to even take her bowling
Now she knows
I'll be knocking on her front door
Cuz I've never loved a girl like this before.

Would ya be my sunshine?
Would ya be all mine?
{Okay}
Would ya be my sunshine?
Would ya be all mine?
{Okay}
Would ya be my sunshine?
Would ya be all mine?
{Okay}

We're still together,
we hagn out all the time
She comes to the show
when I bust a rhyme
She never minds
that my friends keep me late
She's cool like that,
she'll kick back and wait.
Never hesitate to hold my hand,
whispers in my ear,
"Kevi you're my man."
See, thats the plan,
now theres no more adore
I've never loved a girl like this before.