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De haan en de hen - Cornelis Vreeswijk[Songtekst]
Dames en heren hoort mij aan
Hier is een liedje van een haan
Een hele grijze en een hele ouwe
Hij kon niet lopen, hij kon niet kauwen
Alle kippen weenden, klaagden
Dat hij hen niet meer behaagde
Kijk nou toch, die ouwe dwaas
Wij gaan klagen bij de baas
Geef ons toch een haan met dat
Die we hebben, De wals van de liefde - Toon Hermans[Songtekst]
Er kwam een muzikant en niemand wist van waar
Met een blik in z'n ogen zo helder, nu klaar
Z'n hoed was van rozen en licht was z'n jas
Hij sprak met de vogel en hij zong met 't gras
Hij speelde de wals van de nieuwe wereld
Hij speelde de wals van de nieuwe tijd
Hij speelde de wals van de nieuwe werDe Oorsprong Van De Mens - Niet Uit Het Raam[Songtekst]
Waar komt de mens vandaan, waar komt de mens vandaan
Waar ligt de oorsprong, waar ligt de oorsprong
Waar komt de mens vandaan
Waar komt de mens vandaan, waar komt de mens vandaan
Evolutie of geschapen, van god of van de apen
Waar komt de mens vandaan
Waar komt de mens vandaan, waar komt de mens De Beatles En De Buren - Acda en de Munnik[Songtekst]
He hallo!
Kijk mij eens het gras zien groeien
En iedereen maar denken da'k niks doe
Maar niets minder waar
Want al ben ik dan niet klaar
Ik ben de wedstrijd met de Beatles en de buren moe
He hallo!
Kijk mij eens de wolken breken
Liggend op mijn rug hier in het gras
Verslagen maar preciezer
De gelukDe Dag En De Nacht - Nick En Simon[Songtekst]
wijken zoveel af en we lopen uiteen
Je kan niet negeren
Dat we resoneren
Maar de blik in je ogen verraadt al meteen
Onze meningen komen weer niet overeen
Maar het vaker eens zijn
Dat wij het vaak oneens zijn
Laten we samen zijn
Maar op elkaar wachten
Ik zou niets liever willen
Dit is iets tussen joGrace:
Cecielle staat met je kleren klaar.
Cecielle:
Geel is haar beste kleur, nee blauw denk ik.
Grace:
En voor je bad zorgt mevrouw greer.
Mevrouw greer:
Belletjes? nee eerst groene zeep denk ik.
Grace:
Annette haalt lakens voor je bed.
Annette:de zijde? nee de satijnen lakens
denk ik.
Annie
Jij komt naar huis
maar veel te laat en moe
Nooit meer één lief gebaar
Maar dit wordt de laatste keer
Nee, ik speel jouw spel niet mee
Blijf dan maar
voorgoed bij haar
Ik heb genoeg van al jouw leugens
ik heb genoeg in jouw geloofd
Ik heb zoveel aan jou gegeven
Je had me eeuwig trouw beloofd
Ik h
To all the girls I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the girls I've loved before
The
De do do do, de da da da - The Police[Vertaling]
Denk niet dat ik onvriendelijk ben
Woorden zijn moeilijk te vinden
De enige cheques heb ik ongetekend gelaten
Van de oevers van de chaos in mijn hoofd
Want wanneer hun welsprekendheid me ontgaat
Hun logica bindt me en verkracht mij
De Do do do, de da da da
Is alles wat ik tegen je wil zeggen
De DoLike A Surgeon - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
I finally made it trough med school.
Somehow I made it trough.
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two.
I was last in the class,
Barely passed at the institute.
Now I'm tryin' to avoid,
Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid,
A malpractice suit.
Hey, like a surgeon,
Cuttin' for the very first time.
LiDare To Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it'sI Want A New Duck - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
Woh oh
I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night
I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat
One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shapeGeorge Of The Jungle - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
George, George, George of the jungle
Strong as he can be
Ahhh
Watch out for that tree
George, George, George of the jungle
Lives a life that's free
Ahhh
Watch out for that tree
When he gets in scrapes
When he makes his escapes
With the help of his friend
An ape named Ape
Then away Things just haven't been the same
Since the flying saucer came
Now the aliens are on the loose
Well, we tried to hold 'em back
Tried to ward off their attack
But our atom bombs were just no use
They were ugly, they were mean
Biggest heads I ever seen
They made everybody scream and shout
This Is The Life - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's filled with Perrier
What can I say
This is the life
I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I'm an upwardly mobile dude
This is the life
They say that money corrupts you
But I can't really tell
I got the Cable TV - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and die
But then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
And now I got cable TV
And now I get to watch the stock reportDoctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere
Now Doctor, wait a minute
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
Couldn't think of any lyrics
No I never wrote the lyrics
So I'll just sing any old lyrics
That come to mind, child
You really need words
Whole lotta rhymin
You Make Me - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
You make me wanna slam my head against the wall
You make me do the limbo
You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall
You make me watch the Gong Show
There's really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it
You make me
You make me
You make me
TI Think I'm A Clone Now - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
Isn't it strange
Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan)
Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg aLasagna - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
La-la-la-la-lasagna
You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico
Or a-maybe spaghetti
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you
'Samatta you, 'samatta you
You should-a taste my lasagna
Ay, you no like-a lasagna
That's okay too
How about-a calzoneMelanie - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
I knew she had to be the girl for me
And to think I probably never would Alimony - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
(Yeah) 'Cause she took my house (alimony), my car (Velvet Elvis - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
My life, it used to be incomplete
'Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet
My life it won't be the same again
Now I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my den
Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need
My velvet Elvis
My velvet Elvis
My velvet Elvis means the world to Twister - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
Yeah
Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one
It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister)
Yeah, all the girls and homeboys
Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!)
Spin the spinner and call the shot
Twister ties you up in a knot
That's Twister
Yeah, Twister
Check it
Right foot blue Wanna B Ur Lovr - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice
Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's whWhite And Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdyOh boobies, boobies
Oh boobies, boobies
Oh boobie boobie, my chest was supposed to grow,
My cleavage wasn`t right, no,
My boobies boobies,
My breasts are completely false,
and now my sweater`s tight ya.
Surgery, I want to be a "D"
Bigger mammries, I want them to show now, no because,
CHOR
Weenie In A Bottle - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
It feels like
I've been alone too long
With no girls around,
My mind was wondering,
Thinking of some way, to release it
I looked in the kitchen,
Saw some crisco oil
and thats when my blood started to boil
Oooohhh yeah!
Ow, ow, ow! (Uh-oh) Ow, ow, ow!
(oh god, what did I just do?)
No-one wanted toThe Saga Begins - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
A long, long time ago,
In a galaxy far away,
Naboo was under an attack.
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn,
Could talk the Federation in
to maybe cutting them a little slack.
But their response, it didn't thrill us,
They locked the doors and tried to kill us.
But we escaped from that gas,
And met JAmish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife
and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things
like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows...
fool
And I've Constipated - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me.
Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came.
Just us, eatin' all alone,
You said 'take the pizza home'.
No sense lettin' all this go to waste,
So then I faced
Pizza all day, and everydAchy Breaky Song - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock
Like New Kids On The Block
Or any Village People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice
Hey, you can play him twice
And you can play the Bee Gees any day
But Mr. DJ, please
I'm beggin' on my kneeAddicted To Spuds - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
Potato skins, potato cakes
Hash browns, and instant flakes
Baked or boiled or french fried
There's no kind you haven't tried
You planned a trip to Idaho
Just to watch potatoes grow
I understand how you must feel
I can't deny they've got appeal
Whoah
You like them whether they are plain Angry White Boy Polka - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleeding
This is my last resort
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
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