Vertaling van: Jochem Myjer - Je Mag Nooit Bij Me Weg
You can whine
You can squeak
You can grumble, you can muddle
You can nag, you can grind
You can seduce my friends
You can use my laptop, abuse my credit card
You may even smell like sweat
You can ask about all my ex's, you can complain about hormones
You can even wear armpit hair
You can make fun of me for my heroes
You can tell them all my secrets
You can totally scold me
You can scream like a woman
You can try it all
But I'll never leave you
'Cause I'll never leave you
I will never leave you
I'll never leave you
I'll never leave you
I'll never leave you
I'll never leave you
I always stay with you
And one day the doorbell rings
And Doutzen Kroes is standing in front of my door in bikini
With the announcement that I am her great love
And whether I will goan wonân with her 'Op ên Aailand'
And that she pays for everything, that I never have to unload the dishwasher
Never have to change the duvet
That I can just watch studio sports every Sunday evening
That she'll bring me a beer, and then we'll have sex
Throughout the house, at least six times
And that every month, all Victoria Secret models come to stay with us
And parade stark naked through the house
And that I can be there
And if Doutzen asks me
Then I get bad luck because I can never leave you
I can never leave you
I can NEVER leave you
I can NEVER leave you
I can never leave you
I can never leave you
I always stay with you
And one day the doorbell rings
And is Enrique Iglesias at the door
And he asks if you want to divorce me and marry him
And if you want to live in a very big house with him
Where quite coincidentally George Clooney and Brad Pitt also happen to live
And that you can just watch HOLLANDS NEXT TOP MODEL every Sunday evening
And that you can buy all shoes, bags, clothes
Whatever you want
And then you beg me to sign those divorce papers
You get bad luck too
'Cause you can never leave me
You can never leave me
You can never leave me
You can never leave me
You can never leave me
You can never leave me
You always stay with me
And I'll always stay with you, period
You can squeak
You can grumble, you can muddle
You can nag, you can grind
You can seduce my friends
You can use my laptop, abuse my credit card
You may even smell like sweat
You can ask about all my ex's, you can complain about hormones
You can even wear armpit hair
You can make fun of me for my heroes
You can tell them all my secrets
You can totally scold me
You can scream like a woman
You can try it all
But I'll never leave you
'Cause I'll never leave you
I will never leave you
I'll never leave you
I'll never leave you
I'll never leave you
I'll never leave you
I always stay with you
And one day the doorbell rings
And Doutzen Kroes is standing in front of my door in bikini
With the announcement that I am her great love
And whether I will goan wonân with her 'Op ên Aailand'
And that she pays for everything, that I never have to unload the dishwasher
Never have to change the duvet
That I can just watch studio sports every Sunday evening
That she'll bring me a beer, and then we'll have sex
Throughout the house, at least six times
And that every month, all Victoria Secret models come to stay with us
And parade stark naked through the house
And that I can be there
And if Doutzen asks me
Then I get bad luck because I can never leave you
I can never leave you
I can NEVER leave you
I can NEVER leave you
I can never leave you
I can never leave you
I always stay with you
And one day the doorbell rings
And is Enrique Iglesias at the door
And he asks if you want to divorce me and marry him
And if you want to live in a very big house with him
Where quite coincidentally George Clooney and Brad Pitt also happen to live
And that you can just watch HOLLANDS NEXT TOP MODEL every Sunday evening
And that you can buy all shoes, bags, clothes
Whatever you want
And then you beg me to sign those divorce papers
You get bad luck too
'Cause you can never leave me
You can never leave me
You can never leave me
You can never leave me
You can never leave me
You can never leave me
You always stay with me
And I'll always stay with you, period