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Hey hottie!
Hey?
Would you like to go out tonight?
Who do you think you are?

My name is Hottie,
I am a hot girl, with a beautiful body
I like kissing, really long kisses
With my blonde hair I can get everthing
I love rings and that kind of stuff

Fool another person
Women belong at home, in the kitchen
Washing socks, cleaning the toilet
Hey, work a bit harder, because aren't you made for that
Go clean the room
Where are my shoes?

Uncle Henk is cool
Yes, a man with feelings
He is sweet
He is wow
He is 'woopie'

'Woopie'?
Shut up, fuck off here
Just leave me alone now
Because I need to cut my toenails

You are hot
It's a gift
And also smart
Well, well
So charming
Huh?
Especially when you laugh, oh

Fool another person
Ah ah ah yeah
Don't be whining
Owohoh, owohoh
Don't be gumming
Ah ah ah yeah
All women are the same
Owohoh, owohoh

Uncle Henk, delicious animal
Here's a jewelry store
And then we go to
An expensive restaurant

No, do you think I'm stupid?
There's also delicious food in the wall

You are smart
I understand
And also pretty
Yes, haha
So charming
Hey
Especially when you laugh
Ha ha ha
Spry
Yes
And oh so cool
Ofcourse
So sporty, I love you

Fool another person
Ah ah ah yeah
Don't be whining
Owohoh, owohoh
Don't be gumming
Ah ah ah yeah
All women are the same
Owohoh, owohoh

Why do you tell me why, are women so stupid?
They are not needed, and superfluous

I mean, for cooking I don't need them,
because I have a microwave
And for washing clothing either
I wear always the same suit.
So, errr...

Fool another person
Ah ah ah yeah
Don't be whining
Owohoh, owohoh
Don't be gumming
Ah ah ah yeah
All women are the same
Owohoh, owohoh

So babe, what do you think?
You know honey, just give me your number.
You can paint my ceiling white next week
Dirty idiot!
Oh