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Vertaling van: Kud - Eenbaljongeman

(speaking)
green one: Oohohoho, hehe
Oohooh
Pink one: Could you please be quiet?
or read that book somewhere else?
geen one: I'm reading the adventures of one testicle boy
pink one: what is going on?

green one:
it's not so long ago.
maybe a day or two2
he was eating some cake.
On the couch, in front of his television.

then there was a moment.
his fork fell on the floor.
He stood up and he slipped
Then it penetrated his balls

What is happening now?!
He was quite a bit shocked

chior:
A hero was born
It was one testicle boy.

One testicle boy!
One testicle boy!
A hero, that has really not that much powers...

green one:

Accepting his fate
He ran to his closet
And then put a towel
Around his neck and tied it.

He did not hesitate
And jumped through the window to the outside
In order to deliver the world
Of criminals and rascals

chior:
In the distance there was a scream (aaahhh)
A lady in distress
But he wasn't that fast
He was too late, she was already dead

At home, left behind
The fork was still on the ground,
Floating in some testicle juice
This was seriously unhealthy

The male hormones
Had a mutation as result
The ball and fork
Came to life

What's happening now?!
What is going on?!
I cannot believe
It's an arch-enemy

One testicle boy!
One testicle boy!
A hero, that has really not that much powers...
green one:

At home, left behind
The fork was still on the ground,
Floating in some testicle juice
This was seriously unhealthy

The male hormones
Had a mutation as result
The ball and fork
Came to life

At home, left behind
The fork was still on the ground,
Floating in some testicle juice
This was seriously unhealthy

The male hormones
Had a mutation as result
The ball and fork
Came to life

chior:
What's happening now?!
What is going on?!
I cannot believe
It's an arch-enemy

One testicle boy!
One testicle boy!

The young man came home
And saw the forkman standing there
Who screamed at the top of his voice
You, fool!
You, you're gonna die

The young man pulled his weapon (literally)
Forkman couldn't believe it
He then pulled the trigger
And ispouted straight into his eyes

(speaking.)
pink one:
Ah, bah, why
I take that stupid games of you way too seriously
This, this, this is sick!
Ah, ah, that pricks in my eyes
I really wished, I had hands

(on the television)

And so victory belongs to

One testicle boy!
One testicle boy!

Maybe he produces less seed
But for you, he is always ready, pr .., God!