K's Choice - Old Woman

I saw an old woman in a wheelchair
on the highway yesterday.
I saw an old woman in a wheelchair
on the highway yesterday.
And I asked her to pull over,
to make sure no truck would hit her.
She smiles and mumbled, "okay, whatever you say".
And I said, "I wonder why" She said, "Girl, you're so naïve
and you're too young to understand.
I am now chasing my husband Stan.
A pale man in a black suite came to take him
in trade for a cup of tea.
A pale man came to take him away from me.

And I said, "I see," (and I really did)
"You go and chase him, go ahead.
And when you catch him
will you send him my love,
and tell the pale man to make sure
to call before he comes to take me too.