Something Corporate - If You C Jordan

I have a story, a bitter anthem,
For everyone to hear
About this kid who just don't like me,
And that's a solid fact.
They say he's hunting me and as you see,
I'm all swelled up with fear,
Cause I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan (if you see Jordan)
He makes me sick (he makes me sick)
High school's over
(high school's over)
And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Seiler's beach,
And man I think that's great.
You nearly cried and said to yell at you,
Like you do at all the girls
And you drove home real quick ,
Did you make it home inside to masturbate?
There's one to many of you in this world If you see Jordan (if you see Jordan)
He makes me sick (he makes me sick)
High school's over
(high school's over)
And you still won't quit

You say it's chivalry,
But it's jealousy,
That led us to this song.
Won't play it ofton, just at least until you're gone.
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing
And everything up to that's pretend.
You tried to brain wash all my friends

If you see Jordan (if you see Jordan)
He makes me sick (he makes me sick)
High school's over
(high school's over)
And you still won't quit

F*** you Jordan
(f*** you Jordan)
You make me sick (you make me sick)
High school's over
(high school's over)
I don't care if you dye your hair
you'll always be a little red haired b****