Weird Al Yankovic - Pac-man

(one, two, thray, four, one, two)

I used to be a pinball freak
That's where you'd find me every week
But now it's Pac-Man!
Yeah it's the Pac-Man!

I love to gobble up those dots
Keep pumpin' quarters in the slots
They call it Pac-Man!
Yeah it's the Pac-Man!

At the game arcade
they say I'm hard core
I can play all day
'til my hands are sore
And I quit my job
just to play some more
But I won't give up
'til I break high score

Pac-Man! Well it's the Pacman!
Yeah it's the Pac-Man!

Well it takes a lot of cash to play
(Pac-Man! Get the cherry!)
So I'm gonna sell my house today
(Pac-Man! Eat 'em up!)

I'm playin' Pac-Man!
Yeah it's the Pac-Man!

Hey mom, I won't be home this year
(Pac-Man!)
Please forward all my mail right here!
(Pac-Man!)
I'm at the Pac-Man!
Yeah it's the Pac-Man!

...and you're playing with no one but me
Pac-Man!