Soundtrack - U + Me = Us (Calculus)

I’m losing my hair
And my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
Of an overweight lady
But I need a young thing
To keep up with my pace
To hold me in her arms
And take me straight to second base
I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
Sing it Chad, for me
I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
Calculus
We`re together
Girl, algebra or trigonometry
Could never equal up
To what you do to me
So let`s integrate, don`t differentiate
If you were in my class
There aint no way I could pass
I hate English,
gymAnd not to mention
I can`t even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy
Could ever come between us
Because we`ll always have our calculus
I know my calculus
it says U + Me = Us
Said I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
Calculus
Calculus
Well, I’ve never been good at history
And I don`t give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines
I know a thing or two
And i`d kick ass on a test about me and you
I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Calculus
you plus sign me equals sign us
you plus sign me equals sign us
Girl, no subject comes close to you
I know my calculus
I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us