Miss Montreal - Anyone’s Daughter

I stood under your bedroom window
Throwing up a brick
No one came I threw one more
That really did the trick
Your daddy came and banged my head
He said what kind of man
Is this that's hanging 'round my girl
And threw me in the cab

You're a farmer's daughter
You're a farmer's daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn't oughta get
I won't get no eggs and water
Now I've laid the farmer's daughter

Imagine I was a full-grown man
And I could talk just right
Could I came and see you here
And do this every night
Wham! The door comes crashing down
Your daddy's face all pale
Says come with me you hairy bum
I'll put you in my jail You're a judge's daughter
You're a judge's daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn't oughta get
Now I'm getting jail and torture
Now I made the judge's daughter

Woman I should like some peace
And daddy hold your tongue
I think you're gonna die of fright
When you see what I've done
I can hear your tales and lies
You say I'm dumb and scraggy
But man this dumb and scraggy man
Is your daughter's baby's daddy

Your a lucky daughter
lucky daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn't wanna get
I won't get no eggs and water
Now I've laid the farmer's daughter
Yes I did

What do you think of that now
What do you think of that now
What do you think of that now
What do you think of that now