Cheech & Chong - Mexican Americans

Mexican Americans don't like
To just get into gang fights,
They like flowers and music
And white girls named Debbie too

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chemma
And have a son in law named Jeff

Mexican Americans don't like
To get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow

Mexican Americans love education
So they go to night school
and take spanish and get a B Mexican Americans love their Nana's
And their Nono's and their Nina's and their Nino's
Nano Nano Nina Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like
To go to the movies where the dude
has to wear contact lenses
To make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"

*phone rings*
Mexican Americans like to
Answer telephone calls and say hello
To whoever's on the other end