Jodie-Amy Rivera - 7 things guys don't have to do

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It's time for me to say this,
adressing all you guys.
Except for all the drag-queens
Who deserve a nobel-prize
But the straight-guys,
They don't realize
What we go trough
Everyday
And it's a lot
Now it's time for all us females
to remind you just
In case you all forgot

The 7 things guys don't have to do:
Shave legs,
Give birth,
Aunt flow,
Wear skirts
Wax armpits
Hey, it hurts!

Wear Pantyhose
And paint your toes, too
High heels
Pluck Brows
Skip Meals
Count pounds
Some girls have to carry heave mounds

We're way past 7 now
But I'll keep going anyhow
Uncomfy Thongs
Tight Bra's
Tampons
Blow our money on beauty salons
Flat iron burns
and Health concerns
From hair dye fumes And the reason why
We do these crazy things that we do
Is we do it for you

Sometimes we're hard to deal with.
That- we can't deny
But just think of what we go through
See that's the reason why

Shave legs,
Give birth,
Aunt flow,
Wear skirts
Wax armpits
Hey, it hurts!

Wear Pantyhose
And paint your toes, too
High heels
Pluck Brows
Skip Meals
Count pounds
Some girls have to carry heave mounds

We're way past 7 now
But I'll keep going anyhow
Uncomfy Thongs
Tight Bra's
Tampons
Blow our money on beauty salons
Flat iron burns
and Health concerns
From hair dye fumes

And the reason why
We do these crazy things that we do
Is we do it for you