The Wombats - Patricia the stripper

She works downtown in an unmarked bar
Flyin' round poles
She always gave me the fright of my life
I didn't mean to get involved
It was the alcohol
Mixed with and empty feeling inside
It's such a bad idea to fall in love
With a 'lady of the night'

Why didn't God give her two left feet
Then she couldn't run away from me!

Months go by and I'm alone in bed
While she's greasing up
For when the businessmen and lawyers arrive
I've got to wear a beard a suit and tie
To get past the door
If I want to see my girl tonight
I go to all this effort just to see my fair Patricia
Going home with some other guy Why didn't God give her two left feet
Then she couldn't run away from me!
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Then she couldn't run away from me!

She thinks I'm sad and that's alright
But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi
I can't, I can't leave
I can't, I can't, I can't
She's my coked-up botox girl

Patricia, Patricia
Oh Patricia the Stripper, you are my sunshine
Oh Patricia the stripper, come on home tonight
Oh Patricia the Stripper, you are my sunshine
So why can't you come home with me tonight?