Owl City - Rugs From Me To You

To pay or not toupee, that is the question
It refused to stay as it all turned grey
Old William Shakespeare’s receding hair
Please excuse the pun
It’s “hair” today, gone tomorrow
So be thankful for what precious locks you have To pay or not toupee, that is the question
And by the way, I just gotta say
Thank the Lord I’m not going bald
And if I may quip
My curls and I are just like heaven
‘Cause rest assured, they’ll be no parting there

But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck
Hard cheese to swallow
It makes me smile, ‘cause I know just what I’d do
Yeah if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with
I’d open a secondhand store
And if you ever went bald you’d recall it
‘Cause I’d cleverly call it “Rugs From Me To You”