Vertaling van: Thomas Van Luyn - Glitter Op M'n Lul

I don't have much to do the whole year
I just diddle through my life
Now and then I listen to a good song
I watch 24 DVD's

I'm not depressed or unhappy
I just don't get excited about nonsense
I only come to life in December
'Cause with Christmas I get glitters on my dick

Glitters on my dick
Glitters on my dick
With Christmas I get glitters on my dick
It ain't nice stuff
It stings and it's coarse
But nevertheless, every year I get glitters on my dick again

I'm not a fetishist, I'm not kinky
Sexually I'm not frustrated
I'm only discreet if necessary
My parents taught me that way

So that, seen from a walk with a limp
I still seem the same softy in every aspect
But in my underpants, there's a party
'Cause I secretly got glitters on my dick Glitters on my dick
Glitters on my dick
With Christmas I get glitters on my dick
It ain't nice stuff
It stings and it's coarse
But nevertheless, every year I get glitters on my dick again

Glitters on my dick, glitters on my dick, glitters!

And believe me when I say: I never wanted this myself
I wasted a lot of money lots of stuff
But spray snow you can't get off, so it's not suited
With holly or pine needles I was continually stung
I tried with confetti and with garlands
Those were stupid mistakes and I learned from it

I'm not depressive or unhappy
I just don't get excited about nonsense
I only come to life in December
Yes, 'cause then I'm feeling fitter
With Christmas, I'm never bitter
'Cause with Christmas I get glitters on my dick

Glitters on my dick, glitters on my dick, glitters!