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Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Lyrics: Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the unde

Eat It - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate You won't get no de

Fat - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down

Girls Just Want To Have Lunch - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch I know how to keep a woman satisfied When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wi

Another one rides the bus - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Riding in the bus down the boulevard And the place was pretty packed (yeah!) Couldnt find a seat so I had to stand With the perverts in the back It was smelling like a locker room There was junk all over the floor Were already packed in like sardines But were stopping to pick up more, look out Anot

I love rocky road - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old Vanilla just leaves me cold There's just one flavor good enough for me, yah me Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon I know what I need Baby, I love rocky road So weren't you

Bedrock anthem - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Sometimes I feel like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flinstone Now I'll tell you why... Well, I've got I've got a woman named Wilma Well, I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles Well, I've got I've got a doggy named Dino We do a

Smells like Nirvana - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

What is this song all about? Cant figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish youd tell me, I dont know Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no Dont know, dont know, dont know... Now Im mumblin and Im screamin And I dont know what Im singin Crank the volume, ears are bleedin I still dont

Polkarama! - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

[Chicken Dance] Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here And the base keeps runnin' runnin' And runnin' runnin' And runnin' runnin' And runnin' runnin'

A Complicated Song - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Uh huh, extra cheese. Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me Pizza party at your house, I went just to check it out. 19 extra larges, What a shame, no one came. Just us, eatin' all alone, You said take the pizza home. No sense lettin' all this go to waste, So then I faced Pizza all day, and everyday,

Ebay - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ... TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why I need another pet rock Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock Tell me why I bid on Shatner's

Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will that b*tch Slim Shady please shut up? I repeat, will that b*tch Slim Shady please shut up? We're gonna have a problem here. Y'all act like ya never heard a white person before, Rhymes are poor, 14 minutes are up, so I got one

You're Pitiful - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

My life is brilliant What, was I too early? Sorry… Should I—do you wanna start over? Keep going? Okay… now? Now? My life is brilliant Your life’s a joke You’re just pathetic You’re always broke Your homemade Star Trek uniform Really ain’t impressin’ me You’re sufferin’ from del

Ugly girl - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

[Ken] Wanna go for a ride? [Barbie] Sure, Ken! [Ken] Well, forget it! [Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Sad I have it, I should fag it Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation [Ken] You're so ugly You disgust me [Barbie] I'm a bland homely

Elmo's got a gun - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Elmo's got a gun Elmo's got a gun Big bird's on the run Ernie's dialin' 911 What made Elmo snap, Was he tired of big bird's crap? They said when Elmo was arrested They found Oscar headless in the trash I hear that Gordon's really running Now that elmo's got a gun, The street's never gonna be the sam

Airline Amy - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Met this pretty young stewardess On a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat And it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go 'Cause I'll do anything Just to spend a little time With the cutest flight attendant I know You set my ev

Livin' in the fridge - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive And livin' in the fridge Livin' in the fridge Livin' in the fridge Livin' in the fridge There's something gross in the

I was only kidding - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

When I said that I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke I was only kidding Now, can't you take a joke? When I said that I need you, baby When I told you that I really care Wh

Don't download this song - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Once in a while Maybe you will feel the urge. To break international copyright law By downloading mp3s From file sharing sites Like morpheus or grokster or limewire or kazza. But deep in your Heart. You know the guilt would drive you mad And the shame would leave a permanent scar Cause you start o

Whatever you like - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Hey girl You know, our economy's in the toilet But I'm still gonna treat you right I said you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like Yeah Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice And we can clip coupons all night And baby you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you

Confessions part III - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say I came up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me So now I gotta give you part three of my confessions First I told you 'bout the skank that I was cheatin

Pac-man - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

(one, two, thray, four, one, two) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now it's Pac-Man! Yeah it's the Pac-Man! I love to gobble up those dots Keep pumpin' quarters in the slots They call it Pac-Man! Yeah it's the Pac-Man! At the game arcade they say I'm hard cor

Jurassic park - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Someone shut the fence off in th

Headline news - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from when The warden whacked it so hard Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Ahh Once there was this girl who Swore that one

You Don't Love Me Anymore - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

We've been together for so very long, But now things are changing, oh, I wonder what's wrong Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I was nice No

Trapped in the drive-thru - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

Seven o'clock in the evening Watchin' somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me She says "Is this 'Behind the Music' With Lynard Skynard?" And I say "I don't know Say, it's gettin' late...what you wanna do for dinner?" She says "I kinda had a big l

What If God Smoked Cannabis - Weird Al Yankovic[Songtekst]

What If God Smoked Cannabis by Evelien If god had long hair and a goatee And if his eyes were pretty glazed If he looked spaced out Would you buy his story Would you believe he had an eye infection? And yeah yeah god looks baked Yeah yeah god smells good Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah Wha

De Liefde Van De Man Gaat Door De Maag - Ria Valk[Songtekst]

U hoort het niet de eerste keer vandaag De liefde van de man gaat door de maag Dat moeten vrouwen weten, mannen houden veel van eten Ja, de liefde van de man gaat door de maag refr.: Dus heb ik worstjes op mijn borstjes Preitjes op mijn dijtjes Karbonades en salades op mijn bil Ja, worstje

De Kapitein Deel II - Acda en de Munnik[Vertaling]

So I actually never really know where I stand She lifts me up and trows me hard down It's like we are two captains on the same ship When you've just left The anchor get's dropped Arguments sometimes about nothing sometimes about everything When you say yes she says no and the other way around It's

Jij Bent De Liefde - Guus Meeuwis[Vertaling]

Give me your hand, look into my eyes I'm filled with something you give to me I've given you my whole heart And it always will be like that Don't have doubt about the things we share And, believe me, I don't have a doubt about you Promise me you'll stay the way you are You're allright, don't change

Hijo De La Luna - Sarah Brightman[Vertaling]

Dwaas is degene die niet verstaat, Vertelt een legende. Dat een zigeunervrouw de maan aanbad, Tot het ochtendgloren. Huilend smeekte ze tot de dag Dat ze een zigeuner Zou trouwen. Je zal een man trouwen met donkere huid, Sprak de volle maan vanuit de hemel. Maar in ruil daarvoor wil ik de Eerstgebor

Un Poco De Amor - Shakira[Vertaling]

Vandaag is één van die dagen Waarop ik naar de lucht kijk Proberend te ontcijferen wie jij bent Af en toe ver weg En af en toe dichtbij Soms stijgen en soms vallen en ik, Wanneer je me benadert Reageer ik niet meer op mijn handelingen Ik voel dat ik hier ga Van je te haten naar van je te houden Va

Lejos De Tu Amor - Shakira[Vertaling]

Inbeelden, ik kan me slechts inbeelden Dat ik al niet meer als jong gezien wordt Dat je zal roepen, en me vandaag zal uitnodigen voor het avondeten Later gaan dansen onder de maan Maar duizenden van die dromen worden geen werkelijkheid Een kloof waar ik in arriveer Ik weet dat ik heel ver weg ben I

Rue De La Paix - Zazie[Vertaling]

Ik verkoop mijn auto, omdat ik te snel rijd en dat maakt me bang Ik verkoop mijn bezittingen, omdat teveel succes mij niet gelukkig maakt Ik verkoop mijn charmes en mijn wapens, mijn geweld en mijn zachtheid Ik red mijn huid, verkoop mijn ziel aan de duivel Ik verkoop mijn fabriek voordat de zuurst

Des Queues De Cerises - 10 Petits Indiens[Vertaling]

De muren bezwijken, mijn wangen worden nat Oh sterkte, ik dacht dat ik sterk was De deuren slaan, ze krijsen, ze kraken In elke hoek zoek ik je schaduw Ik beleef weer die zomerdag waarop jij er was Je lacht tijdens het eten van kersen Ik beleef weer die zomerdag waarop ik er was Ik lachte terwijl ik